Do you feel like killing some time this morning while the community pot of coffee is brewing? Trying to find that just-right segue for your upcoming PowerPoint presentation? Check out Thinkexist.com, an excellent source for inspiring and funny quotes on just about every element of the human experience. You'll need to create an account to peruse more than a few pages into the results lists, but it's worth it in my opinion. Browse through the alphabetical topics to Business, and you'll find over 250 quotes for that word alone. Other business-related topics to also peruse include: Success, Politics, and Money. Here are a few zingers to start your day:
“To open a shop is easy, to keep it open is an art” -Chinese proverb
“Business is like sex. When it's good, it's very, very good; when it's not so good, it's still good.” - George Katona
“Don't tell me where your priorities are. Show me where you spend your money and I'll tell you what they are.” - James W. Frick
“To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.” -Mark Twain
“Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.” -Earl Nightingale